Crazy Cattle 3D

About Crazy Cattle 3D

Okay, so imagine this: you’re a sheep. Not just any sheep, but a bomb-strapped, physics-flinging sheep in a survival brawl across the planet. That’s Crazy Cattle 3D. It’s part battle royale, part demolition derby, and 100% madness. Whether you’re soaring off grassy hills in Ireland, dodging lava in Iceland, or launching surprise attacks from cliffs in New Zealand, one thing stays the same - you want to be the last fluffy beast standing.

How It Works

You roll, bounce, and blast your way around each map. The controls are simple, but the physics? Wild. Every hill can launch you, every slope is a weapon, and every sheep is a potential flying bomb. You don’t just fight - you hurl yourself into chaos and hope to outwit the rest.

Tips That Actually Help

• Don’t Rush In: Let the other sheep knock each other out first. Then strike.
• Use the Terrain: Ireland’s great for launching, Iceland for baiting players into lava, and New Zealand? Perfect for sneak attacks from above.
• Move Like a Maniac: Standing still is asking to get exploded. Always be bouncing.
• Laugh When You Lose: You’re a sheep in a battle royale. The chaos is the point.

If you’re tired of serious shooters and want something totally unhinged but oddly tactical, Crazy Cattle 3D is pure dumb fun in the best way possible.

Instructions

Arrow keys or WASD to move
Hold left click or spacebar to charge
E to jump
Q for special attacks